Our little Isabella pops into the garden shouting "Quack, quack" - there's a big yellow duck immediately outside our back door. Usually, there is then the word "copter" as the regular airborne commuter vehicles pass overhead. We provide feedback via "Helicopter", to no avail.

Can I suggest that you change the term H**ters to something beginning with a similar fricative, and also less provocative. Maybe: Diehards or Ditchers.

(The Ditchers or Diehards were groupings of British nobility, so called because they were prepared to engage in a "last-ditch" stand against the Liberal government's reforms to the constitution.) via Wikipedia